Thursday, September 24, 2009

Plaxico Burress Will Likely Face "Man-to-Man" Coverage


Today, Deadspin outlined that Plaxico Burress' infamous self-inflicted gunshot wound was not accurately reported by the New York Post. A Dec. 1st article from the Post indicated that Burress attempted to conceal the weapon in his sweatpants. Recently, in an interview with Jeremy Schaap of ESPN, Burress stated that the sweatpants tale was false, and that he was wearing jeans on that fateful night. These "facts" do not make Jon Stewart any less funny. Because in all likelihood, Burress is simply trying to make a little bit less of an ass of himself as possible. I wish Plaxico the best of luck in prison. Reports are that he will spend more time alone due to his celebrity, in an attempt to "protect" the NFL star from unnecessary harassment from other inmates.


No comments:

Post a Comment